Thursday, August 26, 2010

Sh*t Happens

My knees. Somewhat comparable to a husband. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

When I wake up, that joint between my thigh and tibia, feels like a huge-a$$ watermelon. Better my knees than my boobs, right? Some might disagree with me, but with watermelons for boobs, well, I can't imagine it would be fun running. With watermelons for knees, well - there's ibuprofen, glucosamine and ice. Yes! Lots of ice and drugs.

I run regardless. Watermelons or not. I'm not "fast for me" anymore. I've become comfortable with the watermelon run over the last couple of weeks. What does that mean? In this case I run for distance, *ahem* not time. {silent waaaaaahhhh}

I'm hoping watermelon season will soon be over and my runs will be, well, !!my runs!! The watermelon runs are preparing me through my watermelon knees for distance, endurance miles, lots of miles. 13.1 more miles to be exact. YES! I want to run a full marathon. I want to run Rock'n Roll Arizona in January and qualify for Boston.

Sh*t happens for a reason. So here's to 26.2 and watermelons!

19 adventure seekers:

Aka Alice said...

LOL at watermelon boobs...but I gotta agree with ya, couldn't be fun to run with.

BQ? You go girl. You'll do it!

FLATOUT JIM said...

So good to hear from you again.

I've seen those mellons at Memorial Park in Houston. The best money can buy, and requires two slings to hold em in. I can't immagine having to lug those around for 26.3 miles.

Hope you're knees are on the mend soon.

teacherwoman said...

26.2 and watermelons! Good luck!

Stuart said...

So wrong and so funny!

Here's to oranges for knees and boobs...I think!

Hell, you know what I mean!

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So funny....I enjoyed reading your post...

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Old Runningfox. said...

I like your style - run regardless, ice and drugs. That's exactly what I'm thinking at the moment after 3 weeks off through illness and injury. Thanks for the inspiration. Tomorrow I'll RUN.

Old Runningfox. said...

I love your style - run regardless, ice and drugs. That's exactly what I've been thinking after 3 weeks off through illness and injury. Thanks for the inspiration. Tomorrow I'll RUN.

Lace Up And Run said...

Sorry to hear of your "watermelon" woes! Here's to hoping it gets better. I for one would like to someday qualify for Boston also, but right now I'm just glad to be running pain free!

Btw, I don't want boobs resembling ANY version of a melon! lol

D.M. SOLIS said...

Great job, most engaging. Thanks, peace, and happy trails.

Diane

פנסיה said...

Lol! You are crazy but the type of the good crazy. Wishing you good luck with or without watermelon on your knees.

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