It's not as bad as you think. I pop maybe 9-12 pills a day. Really, it's no big deal. I've read all about the side affects. I know it could lead to an early death, but then again, death is one of those uncertainties anyways, so why not?
My struggle is: do I just stop cold turkey, or do I add more. I've only been on the drugs since the end of 2008. Not that long, but I am experiencing some side effects. Gas. Yes, I said gas. OMG! I can't believe I'm talking about this. If you preferred I use the word flatulence, fart, smell, puff or whatever, just comment and I will adjust. You are my peeps and I don't want to lose your support over this horrible thing.
I've had to make some adjustments in my daily activities. Games.
- Mob Gas: Crowds are the safest because it's out there and everybody blames everybody else. Students are the best crowd to be in.
- Gas & Run: Do it quietly and run! Running isn't unusual for me so I'll never be the suspect
- Who Me?: I thought it was you. Did you puff?
- Cough Gas: Sound off with an "ahem" or loud hacking cough. Warning: this is only a potential cover-up.
Ok, you want to know what drugs I am taking? I knew you were going to ask that. Here goes...
- Vitamin C
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