Sick STATus

STATS on my little man...
Temperature: Low Grade Fever
Location: Couch potato
Action: Drifting in and out of Hannah Montana
Sick Days: Going on #3.


STATS on mom...
A.M. Workout: Nope.
P.M. Workout: Yep. Husband plays nurse.
Location: Next to couch potato.
Action: Grazing
Sick Days: Quickly running out.

STATS on husband...
A.M. Workout: Eating a donut.
P.M. Workout: What's that?
Location: Downtown eating out with family
Action: Going to Girls State Basketball Tournament
Sick Days: All still in tow.

I Can't Live Without You

Maxing out the use of my "how did I ever live w/out u" cell phone:

1. Alarm - where am I going?
2. Texting - what's 4 dinner?
3. Flashlight - gotta find those panties at 4 a.m.
4. Vibrator - if I don't answer, call back
5. Intentional interruption device - not tonight dear
6. Unintentional interruption device - hmmmmmm
7. $$$ sucker upper - monopolized market
8. Camera - backup when the battery on my $2,000 Canon is dead
9. Kid toy - 4 the car games when their bored only to declare "this game is boring"
10. Lifeline - dropped calls at pivotal moments